Below are the 2 most recent journal entries recorded in joemag's LiveJournal:

Monday, May 15th, 2006
1:58 pm	E3 2006 FTW So here are my awesome E3 pictures. I have no idea what game these guys are plugging all I know is it had a vegas motif and girls dancing in front. "Hey you! You with the gun! Come up here there's an awesome view of the Konami booth!" Optimus was there, checking up on his nerds. My wallet hurts already. I am going to assume this company was founded by angry WoW gamers. Shiny...booth babe... blinds... joe. Virtual Reality Bitches! Only at E3 could one see Scarface and Cars marketed in the same glance. Obligatory booth babe shot, wait who's that behind me? GAHH!!! And then there was the company party, all of a sudden I didn't feel so bad for making an ass out of myself at the Christmas party. Fun Times And then Chris Metzen taught Andrew Rowe where little orcs come from. Alright kids, it's time to play Guess Who's Sober!!! Here's a hint... it's not this guy So back to the show, this is a company that specializes in the merchandizing of the Annoying Frog Thing... I have absoluteley no idea what they were doing here. Those frogs, they look into your soul... YOUR SOUL! Over at the Namco booth there was a Naruto Martial Arts Demonstration Spectacular. Spectacular Even more Spectacular! I'm sorry did I say Spectacular I meant FABULOUS! And now Draenai elder wishes you farewell. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006
4:38 am	Moving In Alright it's no secret that I am no fan of Live Journal or those who use it to write bad poetry with. However this did seem to be the easiest way to get all my moving in pictures together in one place. Me and my buddy/co-worker Justin have just moved into a beautiful 2 bedroom 2 bathroom aparment. It is admitedly in a shitty neighborhood, but hey it's only 1295 a month. So let me chronicle the adventure to moving in. I don't fucking remember any of the actual dates or times so I'm just going to post them in pseudo sequence, just keep in mind it was about a week long process. All my crap piled on my dorm bed before move-in. Notice how it is a crappy twin x-long, and how much cooler it looks with a Guitar Hero guitar. My Beautiful Car under Beautiful Skies, waiting to take me away from the very Unbeautiful (mentally) College. Beyond that door is a gateway to another world, another dimension, a gateway straight to... The Twilight Zone. Oh shit! Someone forgot to furnish this place... oh... wait. Well at least there is food in the kitchen... .....an Empty Kitchen!!!??? Oh well at least it's ours, look out world we now have a place to rest our heads... wait a minute, we don't have beds yet! Therefore we do not yet have anywhere to rest our heads... Although before we obtain beds we must do something more important, christen the apartment with a wonderfully nerdy framed lazer cell. My room is empty and sad, and aparently hungry for furniture. So my room says to me "Well how come Justin's room gets a guitar?" and I reply to it "Because Justin's room didn't run off and join the cheerleadering squad."... Pansy assed room. "Justin come quick! Some furniture materialized in the living room!" "What can I say? I have the ability to will furniture into being." "Ha! That's nothing, I have the ability to conjure women to build furniture for me!" I hate that futon so much it doesn't even get a witty caption. We have TV now, all is right with the world. And my room is complete now to use my beautiful desk from the famous IKEA office product line called Jerker. That's right... Jerker. Well this is a crappy picture but imagine it like it's an image of the apartment being completed and the camera fading out. Goodnight apartment I need to get some rest. Thanks for watching! The following is a paid advertisement whose opinions do not reflect the views of this blog or blogger. HEY ARE YOU READY FOR MORE COLLEGE GIRLS GOING CRAZY IN THE BAHAMAS!!!??? OF COURSE YOU ARE! Current Mood: silly Current Music: The Jefferson's Theme Song (1 Comment |Comment on this)